Guac by Gretz

Guacamole is quite possibly my favorite food. If I was shipped off to Siberia and only allowed to take one food item, it would be guacamole. Pretty sure if I had unlimited guacamole and L’Oréal Voluminous mascara, I’d survive just fine. Sometimes I eat only guacamole for dinner. With a spoon. Is that pathetic? Please don’t tell anyone—people expect more from me!